dan's definitions

puglise

1) a teach who use to be very funny looking, but now looks like the devil; often found drinking a blood-like substance

"Hey, its the devil."
"Is he drinking apple juice?"
"No, that's blood."

by dan October 11, 2003

Con the Fruiterer

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!

I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!

by Dan September 20, 2003

MFC

Mastrubation Finger Club. What happens when women have one broken nail and the others are still ok.

She's in the MFC.

by Dan October 3, 2003

Fro Boy

A puertorican with a retarded afro and glasses that thinks hes cool but hes a duchebag.

Hey look here comes fro boy talking about cars that he knows nothing about.

by Dan March 20, 2003

simpsons

A once wonderfully intellegent show full of satire and wit, now sold out to the stupidity of loyal fans who know, deep down in their hearts that the Simpsons have died and have been replaced with bullshit.

Daaamn girr'l, you still watch that shit?

by Dan April 4, 2004

Snacks

I am Snacks, there is no other. Feel my might.

Once you go Snacks, you never go back

by Dan December 23, 2003

chevy

best damn car/truck company ever!

my chevy eats dodges and shits fords

by Dan May 13, 2005