dan's definitions

axe wound

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt

Look at the axe wound on that cunt

by dan July 16, 2003

Gay Lord

Gay lord, or gaylord as it is more commonly know is someone with persieved male homosexual tendancies and/or it is an insult that is best served between the ages of 8 and 15 for it's full pain to sting. In later life it is more of a humorous thing to say in a retrospective 'it's all right' kind of way.

Stop that you gaylord or when the teacher go's we're going to smack you.

That was a rubbish throw you 'gaylord'

by Dan December 29, 2003

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Trogdor

1. To be of great wealth.

2. A D&D character,

3. To be of beefy-armedness.

1. He was very trogdor

2. of "Trogdor's Dungeon"

3. His arm was so trogdor

by Dan July 31, 2003

rally

Rally is awesome and the best motorsports out there.The awesome SUBARU IMPREZA WRX STI RALLY CAR,and the awesome MITSUBISHI LANCER EVOLUITION these two cars are the best AWD rally cars ever! and best AWD street cars too! they both are awesome.Nobody beats them NOBODY!

Petter Solberg and Phil Mills rock! go Petter!!,we miss you Tommi Makinen please come back in the WRC!

by dan July 11, 2004

yalla

Arabic for "let's go." Sometimes used in the context of "hurry!"

"yalla, I've been waiting for you for half an hour."

by Dan June 10, 2004