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Buffon

Animated goaltender for the Italian national team. Highest paid goaltender in football. Plays for Juventus.
gianluigi "gigi" buffon
by Dan October 30, 2003
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life foul

when someone does soemthing stupid and you want them to know they shouldnt have been born
joe is such a life foul he thinks you can have a kid by anal sex
by dan October 18, 2004
mugGet the life foulmug.

Niggese

noun
A low gutter form of the idiomatic language called Ebonics but riddled with even more grotesque spelling errors. The idea behind the idiom is to "stick it to the whitey" apparently by sounding like a complete retard.

In their quest for trying to sound hip, cool and different, they instead come across like Stepin' Fetchit from the 1930''s or JarJar Binks, denigerate themselves and do the people a great disservice. Whoever came up with the idea that sounding like brain-damaged, school drop-out loser was a good thing should have been dragged into the streets screaming and beaten to death in front of their kids.

Typically used by dumb idle-rich suburban white kids to indicate association with the poor inner city black sub-culture but instead makes the user appear drugged-up and uneducated. Expressions of Niggese include 'wif', 'nigguh', 'Azn', 'dogg','thuggz' and 'biatch'.

See also falsetto cool,rapper,eminem,wigger
Johnny got hit on the head with 20 pounds of falling concrete and he went from speaking English to Niggese in one night.
by Dan January 15, 2004
mugGet the Niggesemug.

properly

we were properly going man
by Dan August 19, 2003
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ddrfreak

Term used to describe a really good or really obsessed Dance Dance Revolution player.
That dude is a ddrfreak.
by Dan April 3, 2004
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Lesbians

A woman who basically likes only other females in a sexual/emotional way.

Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"
Kate is a lesbian,I mean she is cool but she looks like a guy in the face,but you know what,I would still fuck her because I am a guy and I would stick my dick in anything female
by Dan April 11, 2005
mugGet the Lesbiansmug.

Happydeadgirl

A female being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by me.
A woman with physical attractiveness or personal qualities that arouse others sexually.
I'm going to fuck Happydeadgirl till i drop of pure exhaustion.
by Dan December 22, 2003
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