pull the goalie

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

by Dan May 11, 2003

Im Rick James bitch

Im Rick James bitch!

Classic phrase used on "chappelle's Show" when Dave Chappelle was playing the part of Rick James.

"Fuck yo' couch nigga!
I'm Rick James bitch!"

by dan February 25, 2004

Snacks

I am Snacks, there is no other. Feel my might.

Once you go Snacks, you never go back

by Dan December 23, 2003

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 29, 2003

ladiez

1)Its used as a dumbass alternative to "ladies"

GhettoBoi1: YO WERE DA LADIEZ AT?!?!!!1

by Dan December 19, 2004

Oogle

I once found a cat and called it Oogle. We had to hand it over to the RSPCA as it experienced regular seizures.

"Here, kitty kitty kitty Oogle"

by Dan June 28, 2004

norsky

derogatory slang for a norwegian.

<norwegian> hi, a/s/l?
<me> You dumb norsky!

by Dan October 19, 2004