dan's definitions

mimble tucker

A large hairy part of a horses bottom

Geez, You guys are such large nimble Tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003

Timothy Leary

LSD + Marijuana legalization activist, highly education man with a PhD.

When Marijuana's legal, you're gonna be in a for big surprise!

Vietnam wow, c'mon, the draft, c'mon, compulsory education, c'mon, Reagan and Nixon and Humphrey, c'mon, who are you kidding?

by dan November 23, 2003

norsky

derogatory slang for a norwegian.

<norwegian> hi, a/s/l?
<me> You dumb norsky!

by Dan October 19, 2004

krong

The golden brown outside of a perfectly cooked marshmellow

LOOK i kronged my marshmellow!
looked at the krong in this one
mmm krong a licious

by dan July 27, 2006

Maynard James Keenan

My lord and savior. The ideas behind his music point to the only meaningful religion in this world, the faith of your soul. I'm not talking about Christianity either.

I think I'd crap my pants if I had to talk to Maynard James Keenan face-to-face. I mean what the fuck do you say to someone like that? Nice hair?

by Dan May 13, 2005

Fucktard

An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.

That kid is a real fucktard.

by Dan December 23, 2003

good one

To masturbait and enjoy it, rubbing your genitals to make them feel good.

Chris is having a good one in his closet again.
Winstons skipping p.e to have a good one in the change room again.

by Dan December 16, 2004