Necropheliac

A person who prefers to fuck dead instead of live people.

Someone who fucks dead people.

by Dan January 09, 2004

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

FDC

Group of people who do no actual work.

The men of the FDC like to think they are Artillerymen.

by Dan January 16, 2003

businessman's trip

really really intense drug (its real name is DMT or dimethyltryptamine) which is chemically related to shrooms and structurally related to LSD, but so much more intense. It is also found in peoples brains in really small amounts.

Last night we freebased some businessman's trip and the elves came to see me man!!

by dan May 15, 2004

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004

ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.

You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)

by dan July 25, 2004

Harlem Slammer

Removing one's penis from a girl after anal sex and proceeding to hit her in the face with it (ie. clubbing her in the face with a "shit-stick")

If banging a chick in the ass is a sundae, then giving her a Harlem Slammer is the cherry on top.

by DAN June 05, 2003