jooga

a name for ppl who are pissed off their nuts and acting funny or weird

peace out to all u joogas

by damo April 11, 2004

ford

a piece of shit car you always see broken down on the side of the road

look theres another piece of fuckin shit ford on the side of the road. hahahahahhaha (true story)

by Damo March 24, 2004

crabhole

Female genital region. Usually deep, dark and not very appealling, compared to the norm.

She smelled rank so I kicked her in the crabhole.

by Damo April 10, 2005

clappers

Pussy flaps belonging to a slut. Describing specifically those that make clapping sounds when walking.

I could hear her clappers going off from the other side of the street.

by Damo April 10, 2005

cunny

Secreted vaginal fluid produced by the female reproductive glands.

I have a mouth full of cunny juice.

by Damo February 05, 2005

Don't shit on your doorstep

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

by Damo October 25, 2004

muffburger

Female genitalia of full, voluptuous nature. Usually describing one that is appealling for oral sex.

I treated myself to a tasty muffburger last night.

by Damo February 05, 2005