itchy cunny pussy

1) Adjective: To describe something that's awesome.
3) Noun: Term used to address other person

Mate ahhhhhh how's it going itchy cunny pussy?

by Damo July 15, 2005

acoustic equalizer

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

by damo March 06, 2004

cabury's

person that can handle their liqour i.e glass and a half

"dude that guy is so drunk and he only had two pints what a cabury's

by damo October 27, 2003

complete N.I.G.G.A

Kieran James livin in billericay is a complete and utter nitro negro who looks like a monkey and smokes puff while poppin E's

kieran pass me the solid

by damo February 26, 2004

Don't shit on your doorstep

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

by Damo October 25, 2004

muffburger

Female genitalia of full, voluptuous nature. Usually describing one that is appealling for oral sex.

I treated myself to a tasty muffburger last night.

by Damo February 05, 2005

cunny

Secreted vaginal fluid produced by the female reproductive glands.

I have a mouth full of cunny juice.

by Damo February 05, 2005