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Definitions by dammit janet

Jack Daniels

A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.
Jack Daniels by dammit janet October 22, 2004
Phrase most commonly used to describe that you are cocked, locked, and ready for action.
Dude: Hey, bro, what's going on?

Buddy: Dude, I just slammed my 7th shot of Jack Daniels and it is go time!
Go-Time by dammit janet October 21, 2004

cowboy the fuck up 

Phrase used to describe to action of taking a deep breath, forgetting about the pain and fear, digging down deep, and carrying on to the end.
Dad: Son, are you injured or are you hurt?

Son: What's the difference?

Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.

Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.

Dad: That's my boy.
cowboy the fuck up by dammit janet October 21, 2004

dodgeball 

A great game that quickly separates the strong from the weak, the boys from the girls, and the normal from the pussies.

The sole reason for showing up to elementary school gym class.
C'mon, kids! Let's get in some dodge ball before the liberal commie fags at the school board make us stop and hug each other for gym class.
dodgeball by dammit janet October 23, 2003

mockumentary

Anything made by Michael Moore; whether or not he meant it to be that way.
Dude: Damn, MM, that was hilarious!

MM: It wasn't a comedy.

Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.

MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!

Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.
mockumentary by dammit janet September 5, 2003
A contraction for dumb cunt.
My wife wrecked the fucking car again. She's such a dunt.
dunt by dammit janet July 15, 2003

Soccer mom

Overgrown little girls who let emotion run their lives and are the sole justification for repealing the 19th Amendment to the US Constitution.
Thanks to soccer moms, we got eight years of bill fucking clinton and probably another 10 years of constant threats to our country.
Soccer mom by dammit janet July 3, 2003