dammit janet's definitions

cowboy the fuck up

Phrase used to describe to action of taking a deep breath, forgetting about the pain and fear, digging down deep, and carrying on to the end.

Dad: Son, are you injured or are you hurt?

Son: What's the difference?

Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.

Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.

Dad: That's my boy.

by dammit janet October 21, 2004

Go-Time

Phrase most commonly used to describe that you are cocked, locked, and ready for action.

Dude: Hey, bro, what's going on?

Buddy: Dude, I just slammed my 7th shot of Jack Daniels and it is go time!

by dammit janet October 21, 2004

Jack Daniels

A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.

If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.

by dammit janet October 22, 2004

dick puke

Semen, sperm, goo.

Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.

by dammit janet May 21, 2003

RADAR

An acronym standing for Radio Detection and Ranging.

I am the RADAR God! There is none higher.

by dammit janet June 13, 2003

gigawatts

1 billion watts. "Giga" follows "Mega".

Whoever wrote the first definition for gigawatt is a dumbass.

by dammit janet June 19, 2003

shaved cat

Bald Pussy.

Pam had a shaved cat in her pants.

by dammit janet June 27, 2003