Definitions by dammit janet
Jack Daniels
A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
Jack Daniels by dammit janet October 22, 2004
cowboy the fuck up
Phrase used to describe to action of taking a deep breath, forgetting about the pain and fear, digging down deep, and carrying on to the end.
Dad: Son, are you injured or are you hurt?
Son: What's the difference?
Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.
Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.
Dad: That's my boy.
Son: What's the difference?
Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.
Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.
Dad: That's my boy.
cowboy the fuck up by dammit janet October 21, 2004
Go-Time
Dude: Hey, bro, what's going on?
Buddy: Dude, I just slammed my 7th shot of Jack Daniels and it is go time!
Buddy: Dude, I just slammed my 7th shot of Jack Daniels and it is go time!
Go-Time by dammit janet October 21, 2004
dodgeball
A great game that quickly separates the strong from the weak, the boys from the girls, and the normal from the pussies.
The sole reason for showing up to elementary school gym class.
The sole reason for showing up to elementary school gym class.
C'mon, kids! Let's get in some dodge ball before the liberal commie fags at the school board make us stop and hug each other for gym class.
dodgeball by dammit janet October 23, 2003
mockumentary
Dude: Damn, MM, that was hilarious!
MM: It wasn't a comedy.
Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.
MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!
Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.
MM: It wasn't a comedy.
Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.
MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!
Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.
mockumentary by dammit janet September 5, 2003
Vegetarian
1. (n)A person or group of people that are stupid and arrogant enough to believe that they, and they alone, are responsible for "saving lives" when all they are doing is supporting the overpopulation of animals thereby causing them to starve to death (horrible way to die) while at the same time destroying their own bodies because humans are MEAT EATERS.
2. (adj) A word describing any elitest idiot who demands the rest of society follow their destructive eating habits.
2. (adj) A word describing any elitest idiot who demands the rest of society follow their destructive eating habits.
Vegetarian by dammit janet July 3, 2003