4 definitions by daddy jason

Penis

Something you suck on to get pleasure. It’s yummy and I want one. He then slides his fingers inside of you and you moan uncontrollably until you cum, which is so fucking sexy baby girl.

I need your penis inside of me

by daddy jason November 8, 2019

Margaret

Funny cool mom. Mom of a daughter named Chelsea and extremely cool and she tried to be down with the kids.

Girl 1: who is your mom
Me; Margaret
Girl 1: your mom is a Margaret!??! Lucky!!!
Me: ikr bitch and she’s all mine 😘

by daddy jason May 6, 2020

freight train

Tie her up. Take a few steps back. Run at her making historically accurate freight train noises and plow straight into her. Finish.

OOOH DADDY JARVIS PLEASE DO THE FREIGHT TRAIN. OK HERE WE GOO! CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA CHOO CHOOOOOO. OH YES JARVIS!

by daddy jason November 4, 2017

Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.

Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien

by daddy jason May 6, 2020