lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

mang

Spanish pronunciation for "man".

Florida Tourist : "Excuse me sir, but could you please direct me to the nearest hotel?"
Cuban : "*shows off snake* I got a snake mang!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

injun

Racist slur toward a person of native american heritage.

See also ijin ; it's spelt this way so that it doesn't sound like it's mistaken for "engine".

"Damn injuns livin' in them teepees!"

by Dave April 06, 2004

ushanka

The name for a fur-hat (or any thick, soft, pelt-like perimeter, such as wool) worn often by Russians.

"I call them commie-caps too."
-me

by Dave May 24, 2004

pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

by dave October 20, 2003

w/e

Abbreviation used in personal ads to mean "well endowed".

MBM, w/e, cut, D/D free = Married Black Male, well endowed, circumcized, free of drugs and disease.

by Dave April 16, 2006

what it is

An expression made by cleverly switching the words "it" and "is" to create a grammatically nonsensical phrase meaning "What is it?". See "what up" or "aks" for similar constructions (or deconstructions depending on how you look at it).

"Hey, can I aks you a question?"

"Yeah, what it is?"

by dave July 01, 2004