Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
by Dave May 23, 2004
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windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.
I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.
by Dave June 22, 2004
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Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.
That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.
by DAVE December 02, 2003
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sand-nigger

"Better a nigger than a sand-nigger."
-me
by Dave November 01, 2004
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pig

*A term to refer to a cop.

*A term to refer to an ultra-perverted man.

*Basically a term to refer to an annoying, snivelling, obnoxious, meddling prick, such as one who disrespects your privacy.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^
"Muslims don't eat pig because they're dirty. They don't know what they're missing out on. Bacon is goooood. ^.^ *hands one out to an arab* here try one! ^_^ "
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
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communism

A form of socialism; it is the final phase of revolutionary change in an industrialized country, where workers rebel and inevitably install a socialist government.
Many countries have undertaken the doctrine of Karl Marx's theory of communism, but those countries took long enough to realize that communism just simply doesn't work. Communism is actually not very people-based, and one important thing to mention is that communist nations are run by dictators and only dictators.

America and communism don't mix because America's founding principles are based on individual freedom, privacy, and other non-intrusive elements that socialism contrasts. And communist nations have a history of being run via civil oppression.
"Communism works on paper.....that's it."
-me

"In Soviet Russia, people had to save their money just to buy a toaster. Sorry for fooling you into thinking this would be a Yakov Smirnoff joke with the first three words."
-me
by Dave January 06, 2005
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douche

Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.
"You're such a douche!"
by Dave April 16, 2004
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