scholarship

A very special award you may earn during graduation, which is basically money good toward college.
"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
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chopsticks

*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.

*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!
"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me

"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."
by Dave May 16, 2004
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Compruter

Computer... ya know, that thing with the stuff you don't quite understand.

Adapted from the asian word for "bottomless box of pornography"
I run Windows 2k on my compruter... that's right I said compruter. BETTA AXE SUMBODY!
by Dave December 01, 2004
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cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.
man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck
by dave January 09, 2004
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space docking

to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.
the man went to his freezer and got the condom he had loaded the night before and "docked" it inside his boyfriends rectum
by dave December 07, 2003
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beff

by Dave October 24, 2003
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Tokugawa

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The last name of a dynasty (ruling family) that ruled Japan for centuries with an iron grip (this era was called the Edo Era, aka : Tokugawa Dynasty Era).
"The Tokugawa Dynasty was a difficult thing for me to do research on."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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