daVE's definitions

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

Adult Swim

A show on Cartoon Network that is shown at nighttime everyday, excluding Fridays.....Adult Swim is the only good channel on TV anymore.

"Adult Swim has Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, and many more hilarious shows. They even have some anime."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

blee

Something unpleasant.

(Der. "bleer", "bleerer" - the stuff in your eyes which makes one bleery eyed in the morning; Scots Eng.)

Mack hasn't washed for a week - he's so blee.

by Dave April 6, 2004

Pooda

Any person(s) who are homosexual, Abbreviation of Poofter.

Fuck Sam!, Look at that Fuckin' Pooda

by Dave January 11, 2005

splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 21, 2004

g-unit

first off, g-unit is gorilla unit, not guerilla unit, I'm not even gonna diss anyone who said otherwise because i have a lot to cover. Second, they are real muthafuckaz. Straight up gangstaz and PIMPs. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. 50 and Yayo started selling crack when they were fucking 12. Rapping is the only legal job they've had. And Banks started recording mixtapes when he was 12. Buck is a true nigga. He managed to dodge prejudice, which wouldn't be that impressive if he hadn't grown up in the DIRTY SOUTH. Game has a good voice, flow, sick ass rhymes, and flow all at the same time. I want everyone who dissed G-Unit to slap themselves and give up trying to form a group of playa haters like themselves because G-Unit is FUCKIN TIGHT. FUCK ANYONE WHO DENIES IT.

Me: Hey man did you get that new G-Unit mixtape?
My nigga: Yea, it was fucking dope
Me: yea they got fuckin talent
My nigga: You betta believe it, biatch!

by Dave April 16, 2005

grike

North western UK Slang for someones backside

Probably from the use of the word grike to decribe a split or cleft in a rock face

"He wants a good kick up the grike"

by Dave April 27, 2004