Ecliptic

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.

You are an ecliptic.

by Dave April 20, 2003

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

Superficial

Of or relating to a surface; concerned only with the obvious or apparent;

Synonyms are: Shallow, External.

Since she is superficial, Kelly will only date guys who are above the height of 6'3, and below 6'7, with NO exceptions. As a defense mechanism, she believes that she is picky and that everyone is superfical to certain degree.

by Dave January 28, 2005

really though

An interjection used when one is unsure that his audience believes what he just said, usually followed by an abbreviated retelling of said disbelieved topic.

An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.

See also seriously

Really though, I'm not a clown. I just like the suit.

by dave June 24, 2004

Sandfields

A place made on sand hence the name. Located in Port Davies under the control of King Duke Lord of Earl (see Duke of Earl) near the Sea of Lloyd. Known for all its fighting, drunkards, and druggies. All residents hate other parts of Port Davies especially Fairfield and Aberavon where the High Sheriff lives.

Sandfields is the place to be!
You are now entering a densely populated area.

by Dave February 09, 2005

Gaybat

Device which once beaten with causes homosexuality. See also, Ugly Tree

Yeah, he's been beaten with the gaybet.

by Dave December 19, 2003

Erd

To Erd; noun; to pull an Erd is to say something extremely stupid yet clever and isightful whilst leaving the world of idiots behind and having them basque in glory. Example...

"I remember when I in year 7 and was young, free & black" - Erd, in Year 11...

by Dave January 11, 2005