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kellen winslow jr. 

1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.

2. Claims to be a soldier.
It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier
kellen winslow jr. by Dan March 2, 2004

assault weapon 

Basically a scary looking gun that gun grabbers think is too scary for normal people to have.
Wimpy gun grabber: We're not familiar with guns, but these ones LOOK ominous
assault weapon by Dan March 1, 2004
One of various misspellings that make those of us who can read, write, and speak English well crazy.
u by Dan February 29, 2004
Slang word for and. One of the many reasons I cannot successfully communicate with other teenagers through the internet, since they do not write in clear English
nd by Dan February 29, 2004
A female who is dreadful in bed. A colaric should just become a lesbian, as she adds no value to the heterosexual community. As this type of person has no desirable physical or emotional characteristics to another functional human being, one wonders why this person still is living. 90% of males who do hook up with a colaric either commit suicide or turn gay because she is so repulsive.
A colaric is so bad in bed she couldn't even get a himmel off.
colaric by Dan February 29, 2004

Car Slut 

A young female, usually to be found associating herself with older males. Typically skanky rather than naturally attractive, she applies excessive amounts cheap makeup and wears trashy clothes in an attempt to attract attention from car-owning males. Little Miss Car Slut hangs around young car-owning wiggas in the misguided hope that she'll become incredibly popular, or at least score some free transport in the process.

In a tragic downwards spiral, many of these desperados she seeks will bury themselves in unserviceable amounts of debt to attract Little Miss Car Slut with shiny paint and bling wheels untastefully added to their uninspiring rice chariots. The desperados she hangs around with think it'll be worth the money when Little Miss Car Slut puts out, but in reality she's just a cock tease. Continuing the downward spiral, Little Miss Car Slut will move on to a new desparado as each successive one wakes up to her games, resulting in desperado war.
eg. Pamella is such a Car Slut
Car Slut by dan February 29, 2004
The act of inserting ones penis into someone's ear. ie. an ear fuck.
Fred: Did you see how that guy died? Word is someone gave him a walshy and it went straight through.

George: Sounds painful.
walshy by Dan February 27, 2004