daN's definitions

noerb

It is when you use a word that is a noun and you put it as a verb to confuse the person you are talking to.

Jimmy-He is going to system his car.
Bob- Say What?!?

She is going to rim her car.

by Dan August 5, 2004

uninvited guests

Any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. Be it in the attic, basement or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. Once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.

I've placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don't get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.

by Dan April 21, 2008

donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.

"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"

by dan May 22, 2003

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

by dan December 5, 2003

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

Tony Blair

Sellout lackey motherfucker

All punk rockers who use the internet are Tony Blairs.

by Dan November 26, 2003

knight k

The epitome of all that exists, the true meaning of life. Without him, all would be lost. Available in nasal and haroine style needles. :D

Dude, want a dose of some knight k!? I have a shitload cause its so cheap-n-good!

by dan July 28, 2004