by Dan December 23, 2003
make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
by dan September 29, 2003
by Dan December 19, 2004
I once found a cat and called it Oogle. We had to hand it over to the RSPCA as it experienced regular seizures.
"Here, kitty kitty kitty Oogle"
by Dan June 28, 2004
by Dan October 19, 2004
The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.
by dan September 16, 2003