santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.

"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.

by Dan January 23, 2005

glossin'

awesome, very cool

Whoa, "Electric Warrior" is glossin'.

Man, this is a glossin' episode of Macgyver.

by Dan August 15, 2003

fukin joey

pertaining to someone acting like a soiled prophilactic device.

Dave's just bought another £27000 beemer in midnight blue. wot a fukin joey.

by dan April 04, 2003

burn

a person who smokes marijuana

macka b, a reggae singer sang, "me luv luv luv luv luv luv the marijuana" - he is, undoubtedly, a perfect example of a burn.

by dan January 30, 2004

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 02, 2004

vietnahm

ass sneak attack, term 'vietnahm' comes from a round of put-put, while the attacker tells the story of how he 'accidentally' probed the seat of his lady...

The act of doing a woman from behind, pulling it out and shoving yourself into her ass and saying 'oops'. Other dictionary terms apply, but not when your last name is Nahm!!!!!

by Dan December 01, 2004

strong bad

HEWO Ian

I will never ever ever ever ever ever write a song about sibbie.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dear Strong Bad,

I love the cheat can you hook us up?

by Dan March 23, 2004