daN's definitions

full bird

A colonel in the U.S. military, as the rank insignia is an eagle.

We'll be having a unit inspection by the full bird this week. Let's make sure we look sharp for Colonel Smith.

by Dan June 30, 2008

Falsetto Cool

Noun also adjective by context

1. The illusion of higher social status provided by assuming the trappings, fashions, mannerisms, language and idiom of a culture or subculture to which one does not rightly belong. 2. A wanna-be or poseur. 3. A soul-dead culture thief.

See also wigger, see also ICP See also rapper see also eminem.

Johnny used to be an individual, but now he wears baggy pants, over-sized sports jerseys, his cap sideways, lots of gold chains and listens to rap like all the other Falsetto Cool kids in his class.

by Dan January 11, 2004

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
www.homestarrunner.com

"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"

by Dan September 29, 2003

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003