da trick biatch's definitions

Miami pimp smack

a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.

Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.

i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

80's Hot

it wasnt feathered hair in the 80's that was the 70's. in the 80's you tried to get your hair to look like an explosion in a mattress factory, with mousse, hairspray, curling iron, crimper.

my hair was unfortunately 80's hot (in the 80's)

by da trick biatch January 8, 2006

zizebots

those unpleasant, sometimes painful spots sunglasses cause on either side of your nose. they ruin your makeup, and look crazy.

damn! my glasses got tweaked and gave me huge zizebots!

by da trick biatch December 22, 2005

mr. pink and purple

a penis. usually a cold, underwater penis.

Danny went swimming and the water was so cold mr. pink and purple was microscopic!

by da trick biatch May 9, 2006

twingle butt hair

an asshair that gets pulled by underwear.

i think its time to wax, i just felt a twingle butt hair.

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

B.S.U.

BULL SHIT UNLIMITED. aka,a compulsive liar. they lie all the time, about anything. if you take careful notes on what they tell you, you can fuck with them unmercifully!like B.S.U. said on April 14th, his "oil money" would be directly deposited in his bank account, but was too broke to buy lunch on the 16th.

Oh, fuck. here comes B.S.U. wonder what he's gonna lie about today...

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006