da Man's definitions

cold faithful

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

Something that everyone should try.

by Da Man July 16, 2004

fumilingus

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

There's nothing funnier

by Da Man July 16, 2004

fish eye

During sex, while working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

I put her back in line by giving her a fish eye

by Da Man July 16, 2004

twisties

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

KingPin

The king.
A person who rules all, A person who is the best of the best.

by da Man January 17, 2003

Houston Texans

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

by Da Man October 30, 2003

antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004