bismark

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Duke Nukem

Alien Asskicker
FEEL THE BURN!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

by Duke February 11, 2005

crappy outcome

When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.

I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Cheeba

Noun: one of many street names for the holiest of holy, almighty peacebringer known as Marijuana

See also: wordpot wordweed wordganja

Yo man, do you know where a brother might score some cheeba right now?

by Duke July 10, 2003

billboard

An advertisement designed to distract people on the highway and cause accidents

All I did was turn my head to see the Victoria's Secret billboard, and the next thing I know there's a Miata under my front axle

by Duke July 10, 2003

hapax legomenon

the fuck should i know?

by Duke September 25, 2003