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Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.
I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
by Duke July 10, 2003
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duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
by Duke December 27, 2004
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skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
by Duke December 28, 2003
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Harshing my mellow

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a nancy (see Nancy) brings down your elated feelings while high.
Dude, you're really harshin' my mellow.
by Duke May 13, 2005
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Telechubby

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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ass grenade

A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.
I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.
by Duke February 15, 2003
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