dUkE's definitions

mile-high club

Having sex with another person in an airplane.

I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.

by Duke January 27, 2003

man sauce

Semen, man juice.

Stifler drank man juice in "American Pie"

by Duke January 22, 2003

Dirty Bird

1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman

Cristina Agulara is such a dirty bird her vigina drips mud.

by Duke April 28, 2003

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

by Duke July 9, 2003

manginsertion

Giving yourself the mangina, then fingering yourself.

Manginsertion is the way to feel like a girl without the smegma.

by Duke February 1, 2003

Minacs

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. Meanwhile your superiors get paid to smoke.

I just got a job at Minacs! It's better than working at McDonalds...I guess

by Duke September 11, 2004

meisel

what the fuck?

by duke October 12, 2003