The single greatest thing it is possible to do with a keyboard. Wonderfully insincere.
*Insert In-joke here*
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\"The so-called \"California Knockout,\" a person holds his breath for 10 seconds to get light-headed, after which a pal squeezes his neck to put him out (unconscious).\"
It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.
Info from article \"Our Civilization in Decline\".
Buy a
California Knockout
mug!
When your taking a shit and it sprays everywhere.
Man dont go in the john,I just had a huge anal holocaust in there.
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anal holocaust
mug!
I currently take residence in
Eden.
A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:
# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive
Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\
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Opposition Defiant Disorder
mug!
1. To turn a hand from being a notable underdog in a pot, to the winning hand on 5th street EVERYTIME
“ two pair, 6’s and 2’s…….hoyled again!"
A sampled drum loop of the Winston Brothers. Mostly used for drum'n'bass.
Damn that amen was slammin'!
