dC's definitions

Jelly Jar

Another word for pussy

Yo man, is that bitch gonna let you up in the jelly jar or what?

by DC April 7, 2004

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003

sex date

Where you get together with someone simply to go somewhere and have sex. Good clean fun for if you've got a tight schedule that day, and you really know the person well.

Dave and Colleen had just sex dates for a whole week.

by DC January 10, 2006

Area 57

"Area 57'ing" an unsuspecting foe is very similar to pulling off a Ninja Shitblast. The only difference is that you execute the Ninja Shitblast with at least 4 other friends and then you top it off by dropping an M-80 in the bowl. When the unsuspecting foe comes home, the only logical explanation for the foul smelling travesty will be an Alien invasion.

Last year I Ninja Shitblasted my ex-girlfriend's toytie after I walked in on her and my dad slapping asses during my high school graduation party. Pops has always wanted to remodel his master bath so I thought I'd Area 57 it this year for Father's Day.

by DC June 16, 2004

blazin squad

a band which have a qwerty first album but have a brilliant second album

they should get rid of some people

by DC January 24, 2004

wigger

Suburban white kids who pretends he grew up in the ghetto and trys to act hard and thugish but usually gets picked on or beat up or both.

Wigger: Wassup homie? How you be?
Black Guy: Shut up moron.
Wigger: Why you be hatin nigga?
Black Guy: Excuse me!
*pow*

by DC January 13, 2005

Psuedo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so attractive women will pay attention to him. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A psuedo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC March 22, 2003