Pen15

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.
Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by Dave July 16, 2003
mugGet the Pen15mug.

Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.
"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."
by Dave September 19, 2003
mugGet the Spike TVmug.

shitnbricks

what we like to call whitndicks we aslo call him assmonk
hey shitnbricks get ur ass over here now!!
by dave April 09, 2003
mugGet the shitnbricksmug.

joojoobs

A type of soft, chewy, succulent candy, often fruit-flavored.
"Ralf, from Ed, Edd'n'Eddy, likes joojoobs."
by Dave March 26, 2004
mugGet the joojoobsmug.

the red button

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
mugGet the the red buttonmug.

Hotitty-hoe

specific form of "hotitty" - my hotitty-hoe, your hotitty hoe, etc. - a specific hot chick
"Yo dawg, I saw your HOTITTY-HOE at the supermarket yesterday."
by dave April 08, 2003
mugGet the Hotitty-hoemug.

one holed skin flute

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'
by dave April 10, 2003
mugGet the one holed skin flutemug.