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Definitions by dAVE

*A baby dog.

*If plural, it refers to breasts.

*A slang term for a person, when referring something in relation to.
"There's nothing in life more cute than a puppy. ^-^ "

"Show me some puppies!!!"
-Jerry "The King" Lawler

"He's an expert in torture and he likes his gun because the bullets lodge in instead of going through, making the one almost incapable of healing. He's one sick puppy, that Ocelot."
-Master Miller, MGS
puppy by Dave July 25, 2004
Term coined in the 80s, describing a certain demographic of Young Updwardly-mobile Professional as found in cities and fast-paced business environments.

Yuppies differ from your bog-standard "business man" due to their relatively young age, their blatant arrogance, bloody-minded ambition and the fact that they care more about their work and making money, than the fact that everyone thinks they are a complete twat.
Any of the characters in American Psycho
yuppie by dave July 23, 2004
*The state of being dead; when the body has died and is no longer living, or full of life.

*A divine, supernatural entity, commonly portrayed as a skeleton in a dark robe, carrying a large scythe, who comes to acquire the souls of those who have died, to ultimately take them to Purgatory.
"Death is something I look forward to if I get married."

DEATH : "Shut up you American! You always talk you Americans! You talk and you say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'! Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!......and Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous! None of you have got any balls!"
Death by Dave July 19, 2004
An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me
lecture by Dave July 14, 2004

The Book 

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.
"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me

"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me
The Book by Dave July 14, 2004
A term referring to people dressed in well-tailored suits or tuxedos, such as businessmen, capitalists, or government agents.
"Wearing a suit to a liberal high school will probably get you killed. Damn anti-corporate Mooreons."
-me
suit by Dave July 14, 2004

opinionism 

All things involving opinions, sometimes including bias & obnoxious behavior.
"Because this is a country founded on opinionism (among other things too), the opinions of stupid people are taken into account. That is what's screwing up this country. It's always opinion VS opinion. Intelligence VS intelligence. Although it's free-will, it spreads like wildfire and there's no controlling it......now that I word it like this, you're probably thinking I'm an anti-American communist. Which is VERY far from the truth, you prejudmental bastard."
-me
opinionism by Dave July 14, 2004