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LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.
"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me
by Dave June 16, 2004
mugGet the LAMmug.

snoogins

Snoogins as said by Kevin Smith (the creator of the word) means just kidding.
I'm gonna do you right now. Snoogins
by Dave March 2, 2004
mugGet the snooginsmug.

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.
He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.
by Dave August 25, 2003
mugGet the Microwavemug.

shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."
by Dave June 19, 2004
mugGet the shit in the bidetmug.

fishing

we're going to the party tomarrow night to do some fishing. you wanna come?
by dave November 12, 2003
mugGet the fishingmug.

Interceptor

Body armor that can withstand high-caliber munitions, including 7.62.
"Interceptor is a cool name for a durable armor vest."
by Dave November 11, 2004
mugGet the Interceptormug.

shift

To run off very very fast.
Shit! Feds! Let's shift.
by dAVE July 3, 2003
mugGet the shiftmug.

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