dAVE's definitions

linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.

"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me

by Dave July 8, 2004

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead

Muffemos- We are Dickheads

by Dave August 18, 2003

nigga-behind-the-trigga

Formerly a catchphrase used by that black dude in Full Metal Jacket. This statement could now be used to refer to a black person armed with a firearm, particularly a handgun.

WHITE SOLDIER
"You gonna be OK by yourself man?"
BLACK SOLDIER
"No problem cracka, there's a nigga-behind-the-trigga!"

by Dave May 15, 2004

NSA

*National Security Agency

*No Strings Attached

"Natasha Henstridge...NSA! ^.^ "
-me

"The NSA is basically the successor to the CIA."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

ah'm goh

Southern pronunciation of the phrase, "I'm gonna".

"Ah'm goh haf ta seel mah smellhound! Dawggannit!"
-a hick

by Dave March 20, 2004

CQB

Close Quarters Battle

Speaks for itself, but if you must receive a definition : CQB is the art of hand-to-hand combat.

"Martial Arts is very essential to be a great soldier excelling in CQB. I mean, look at Solid Snake! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave February 23, 2004