dAVE's definitions

Sepo

an adverb. stupid irrational, crazy, irrating confronting, person

that was one sepo muthafucka
did you see that cunt go all sepo on his ass

by dave December 22, 2002

android

A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being. As seen in films

Oh Gosh adam, your girlfriend emily is made of metal, she must be an android

by Dave March 22, 2005

Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

by Dave May 13, 2003

ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

by Dave April 1, 2003

pisspoor

Oftern seen in the great british magazine private eye, it means something that is terrbily bad.

the pisspoor state of britans railways

by Dave August 18, 2003

cigarette

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.

Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!

by Dave June 20, 2004

go-code

An order issued, often between armed personnel, which basically means "go!".

"Ok I'm gonna give the go-code."
-a military general about to give his boys the ok to proceed onto an objective

by Dave March 31, 2004