dAVE's definitions

touchhole

the small hole in the breach of a black powder rifle or cannon used to ignite the charge.

by dave October 17, 2003

Faggostish

Really really fucking gay

I have never seen someone take on that much cock, how faggotish.

by Dave February 24, 2003

cat dapurdy

1> a commonly used phrase used in conversation about "bangable" chicks

2>a set standard of required cuteness, intelegence and overall amazingness of a person.

ex.1
dude 1:whoaaaa look at her

dude 2:cat dapurdyyyy

dude 1:huh?

dude 2:in other words "hott ass mutha fucka"

ex. 2

dude 1: i met this girl last night, shes cute, funny, sweet, and really hyper

dude 2: pffft i bet shes no cat dapurdy

by dave April 14, 2005

honku

A "honku" is a haiku poem about cars and traffic. Anything that drives you crazy while in or around cars, traffic, and the American motoring experience is fodder for a honku.

When the light turns green
like a leaf on a spring wind
the horn blows quickly

by Dave August 13, 2003

FART

Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me

by Dave October 15, 2006

quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me

by Dave January 28, 2007

Red Dawn

An event where powerful communist forces invade a nation, particularly via parachute.
Red Dawn was a major fear during the Cold War. Thankfully, it never happened to America.

"Prepare for Red Dawn..."
-someone in the era of the Cold War

by Dave April 16, 2004