Definitions by dAVE

townie 

Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.

One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"

townie by Dave September 17, 2003

pokey bum wank 

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

pokey bum wank by Dave September 16, 2003

vidvicious 

chronic megalomaniac

Don't get all vivvicious, it is not becoming of you!

vidvicious by dave September 15, 2003

dangler 

A true fucking champion

"dangler, a true fucking champion"

dangler by dave September 15, 2003

yah 

sloaney types found often, but not exclusively at the follwing universities - Bristol, Durham, Exeter, Edinburgh & St Andrews. Bray very loudly when in groups. Guys usually called Tom, girls called Pippa (but can have other very obscure names). Move to Fulham and the area around Battersea Rise after university. Some of the world´s most obnoxious people.

yah by dave September 14, 2003

yah 

both sexes wera rugby shirts with collars up. Used to wear burgundy or even red jeans, but I believe this practice has died out. Some of these people are just plain nasty.

yah by dave September 14, 2003

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

Assmonkey by Dave September 12, 2003