dAVE's definitions

showdown

The word given to the australian rules football match betwen the Adelaide Crows & Port Adelaide Power.

When the to Adelaide Crows & Port Adelaide Power play each other the match is refered to as the Showdown

by Dave April 8, 2005

g-unit

first off, g-unit is gorilla unit, not guerilla unit, I'm not even gonna diss anyone who said otherwise because i have a lot to cover. Second, they are real muthafuckaz. Straight up gangstaz and PIMPs. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. 50 and Yayo started selling crack when they were fucking 12. Rapping is the only legal job they've had. And Banks started recording mixtapes when he was 12. Buck is a true nigga. He managed to dodge prejudice, which wouldn't be that impressive if he hadn't grown up in the DIRTY SOUTH. Game has a good voice, flow, sick ass rhymes, and flow all at the same time. I want everyone who dissed G-Unit to slap themselves and give up trying to form a group of playa haters like themselves because G-Unit is FUCKIN TIGHT. FUCK ANYONE WHO DENIES IT.

Me: Hey man did you get that new G-Unit mixtape?
My nigga: Yea, it was fucking dope
Me: yea they got fuckin talent
My nigga: You betta believe it, biatch!

by Dave April 16, 2005

Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government

The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff

by dave November 26, 2003

Mossberg

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.

"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

hack

*To break into a computer and access files and what-not, often by clandestine and illegal means.
*A term referring to a cheater in a game of CS.

"I'm going to access the confidential Metal Gear files."
"Isn't it protected by a password and firewall?"
"Yes but...there are ways. ^_~ "
-Otacon & Snake conversing about trying to find out about the PAL system

"That guy's too good. He must be a hacker. Damn him!"
-me, getting my ass kicked by someone who is just too damn good at CS

by Dave April 16, 2004

Einstein

*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.

"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier

by Dave November 29, 2004

marijuana

meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh

An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down

......and MANY more terms.

"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that."
-me

by Dave April 2, 2004