dAVE's definitions

West Jesus

The opposite of "way the fuck out there",right the fuck here.

I live in West Jesus. (yes, it's sad, but these sentances are hard)

by DAVE December 12, 2002

MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

by Dave March 30, 2004

my boy

A good friend aka homie.

Hey Steve meet my boy Modzy

by Dave September 1, 2004

nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

by Dave November 30, 2004

Fuck Shit Piss

One of many hilarious animated videos on Ebaum's World. This video contains a lot of random shit, and is considered offensive by some.

This video is about as fucked up as Doodoocaca.

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by Dave October 16, 2004

Rumble Roses

Rumble Roses is an all-female wrestling game from Konami, which takes the WWE Smackdown gameplay engine, and basically, cashes in on a Konami protocol pertaining to the overall beauty of gorgeous female characters.

Rumble Roses received horrific reviews, but fuck them I say. Rumble Roses is pure cheesecake. With 10,000 polygons per character (each of whom are cute, hot, or beautiful, depending on your perspective), loads of secrets, and the best wrestling engine in the business, you really could do worse.

"Dixie Clemets is my favorite rose. -^-^- But so is Bloody Shadow, 'cause I have a thing for female ninjas.....ahh, I can't make up my mind, once again...^.^ "
-me

by Dave December 28, 2004

frat rat

A girl that spends exorbiant amounts of time at a frat house, usually with the intent to slut it up with one or more of the fraternity brothers.

A girl that fucks a different frat guy every week.

1. Michelle S. at Illinois State University

2. Frat guy 1: "Man that chick is over here doing a different brother every week!"
Frat guy 2: "Yeah dude. She's a frat rat."

by Dave December 13, 2004