masturbatorium

An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present.
"That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."
by danielle April 09, 2007
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helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)
ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."
by Danielle June 10, 2004
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Masturbatory Aid

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.
by danielle April 09, 2007
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Maynard James Keenan

I worship Maynard James Keenan.
by Danielle February 21, 2004
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bizzoe

a girl who is both a bitch and a hoe
by danielle September 19, 2003
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street punk

a type of social group and/or type of punk rock music
by Danielle April 08, 2003
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wicked

A word used in all of New England, orginating in the Boston area meaning very or to show stress. Used as an Adverb mostly.
He is wicked hot.
I'm going to pahk my cah in Havahd yahd cause im from boston and im wicked cool like that.
by Danielle January 06, 2004
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