dAN's definitions

Tushie

The funniest word that has ever existed. Impossible to say and not laugh.

My tushie hurts because I fell on it.

by Dan December 23, 2003

arabian gas mask

similar to arabian eye goggles, but in addition the guy places his ass over her face and then lets a stinky one loose in her mouth.

Bro, I just gave that skanky bitch an arabian gas mask.

by Dan September 12, 2004

dupie

a kiddy word for your ass

Remember to wipe your dupie.

by Dan August 10, 2003

pee wee

(verb)

The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.

Guy 1: Man, I'll never work in the preschool again!!
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.

by Dan March 24, 2004

clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.

Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.

by Dan October 5, 2004

Ginormous

Extremely large; bigger than giant and enormous

I have a Ginormous Penis.

by Dan March 8, 2002

hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'

Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.

by dan November 28, 2002