oil

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

by Dan October 05, 2003

dander

one who is sarcastic

that guy was totally dander today

by dan February 24, 2005

SUNY New Paltz

school full of hicks and hippie-wannabes. People play the bongos at 4am, and the alcohol is plentiful. Some weird kids even stand in the middle of campus and make alien noises. Alot of art majors here.

the town here seems to be two years behind everything.

by dan October 26, 2004

swoonage

the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon

Wow, I'm having hot flashes. What swoonage!

by Dan January 15, 2005

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

Chevy Cavalier

A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.

The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.

Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.

Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*

by Dan February 19, 2005

The Dimick

The evil, satanist war lord and leader of the province of Aloysius. She is notorious through out Africa and the underground world. She cannot be stopped and ironically has a mustache resembling one that of Adolf Hitler's unique style. She has yet to be stopped for her dastardly deeds.

What if The Dimick finds out you stole a toothpick?!?!?!? She'll have us both raped, tortured, and slaughtered!!!

by Dan March 26, 2004