hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.
"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"
by dan October 10, 2003
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meatflower

a. Noun Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia
b. Noun The labia majora and minora.
Man, I bet that young woman has one sexy meatflower.
by Dan March 10, 2004
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snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida
That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox
by Dan March 27, 2005
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gonaherpasyphalaids

If your ho yuo probably got it.
That ho has gonaherpasyphalaids!
by Dan December 25, 2003
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jojy forjy

A screwed up way to say jujy fruits
JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?
by DAN August 06, 2003
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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
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splunge

I need to go splunge.
by Dan April 04, 2004
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