dAN's definitions

Mortiis

A mentally ill scandanavian troll,who plays strange techno-rock on his keyboard. Also known as the locust master.

They sacrifice themselves to the locust master!

by Dan April 20, 2004

NJS

The sacred brotherhood of the National Jerk Society.

I belong to the NJS.

The NJS rules everyone.

by Dan January 26, 2004

Snacks

I am Snacks, there is no other. Feel my might.

Once you go Snacks, you never go back

by Dan December 23, 2003

Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potential

If there's grass in the field, play ball

Since the girl had bush, the pink was all mine

by Dan March 4, 2003

lap

long ass pussy

ya know those big bitches who look like they have to have a pussy that goes from belly button to asshole

by dan December 11, 2003

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

fox news

Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.

This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush

by Dan December 10, 2004