d-man's definitions

bowcock

n: a penis with a large, unidirectional curvature; usually due to its abnormal length

ron jeremy has a massive bowcock

by d-man December 11, 2003

p-funk

derogatory term for a skank's melodorous vaginal.

Did you get a whiff of that ho's p-funk? I can smell it over here.

by d-man June 8, 2004

poke

noun. 1. in reference to any amount of food, drink, drugs.

1. bitch, get off that joint and save me a poke.

2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.

by d-man December 10, 2003

bedice

A whip-like slap using the back of the hand directed at the target's chest. Contact should be made with the index, middle, and ring finger against the target's nipple.

Cary bediced Don after the foosball game.

by D-Man March 26, 2004

gundo

n: 1: a dildo shaped like a gun; usually shaped like a smith and wesson 6-shooter

that porn star was fucking her in the ass with a gundo

by d-man December 11, 2003