d's definitions

tonsil touching

when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth

She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".

by D August 8, 2004

in a bitch

the boysof the stratford btec crew , found they all chopped and changed similar women so much , they startedto say in a bitch to one another , instead of in a bit

Dude one:ILater Dan you munkey hanger
Dude two:In a bitch you fudder mukker.

by D July 24, 2004

fudder mukker

Fudder mucker, an amusing change to mother fukker , used in contexts when its socially unacceptable to call a fellow dude a mother fucker.

in the presence of a little sister T steals Dans joint
Dan Say, Wait your turn fudder mucker
Little girl You said mother fukker im telling
Dan:No i didnt , i Said fudder mukker , however you swore and now im telling on you.
at this point the littlee sister should cryu . Highly amusing

by D July 24, 2004

skateboard betty

A girl usually of a teenage age , that hangs out at skateparks and dresses like a skater but doesnt actually do anything but watch and giggle and genrally act like promiscuous little hussy fukker , which is good. i guess.

'' i heard jeff nailed one of those skateboard betties''
Who hasnt , that one likes fruit booters the best though .

by D July 24, 2004

cloggy betty

cloggy betty is when as sexual senario has usally got tits up , was cocieved by the bournemouth student village krew.

i was fukking her then all of a sudden , i spurted and everything got abit cloggy betty.

by D July 24, 2004

To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

by D July 21, 2004

Motown

Texas Holdem Poker term when a person has a hand of a Jack and a 5.

Jack + 5 = Jackson Five = Motown...Motown never loses.

by D July 21, 2004