d's definitions

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

shineys

thing moo of ryry in a time and space beyond this place

woah! look at those shineys, damn their everywhere, their everywhere!

is that a shiney on the ceiling?

by d September 26, 2004

Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

by D March 29, 2004

Severus Snape

At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.

Blub blub, BLUB!!!! BLUB!!!!

by D November 21, 2004

president

A person with a high political standing, but not necessarily power. In most democracies, presidents are elected to the position.

A notable example where the president is not elected is the United States of America (as of 2003).

And... I thought the president should be elected in this democracy of ours... but, well. It almost seems like the Soviet Union all over again.

by D November 24, 2003

mcjob

The "favor" you get in the McDonalds bathroom

Johnny got a McJob from the assistant manager.

by D November 15, 2003

snaggleclerk

Snaggleclerk. A word used to describe someone who sucks up at an office job to get a higher position and/or gives oral pleasure to advance themselves.

Look at her she is such a snaggleclerk, i hear she did the CEO last night!

by D March 13, 2005