d's definitions

God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

by D June 17, 2004

bad boy

Fake Ass Wanna BE Record lable
Record Lable that Thinks They can compete wit 2pac but will never be able to because they are FAKE as a 7 dollar bill. They think the reppin hood life but they got no idea

P.Diddy is a faggoit ass badboy

by D June 17, 2004

schnapps

schnapps is a word that is meant to show excitment.

it is also pronounced snizzy when used in slang although the word itself is slang.

oh schnapps that ho is fine

ooh schnapps its johntavia

by D June 12, 2004

nosferatu

Nosferatu is the level of vampiricy that allows the vampire to turn into mist, turn into bats, heal his/her wounds almost instananteously, and fight back the urge to feed.

You will never become the nosferatu unless you can heal your own wounds and fight without bullets!

by D June 6, 2004

lawyer up

To plead the Fifth Amendment; to refuse to answer questions.

Officer Jackass: So whad'he tell ya?
Officer Douchebag: Nothin. The cocksucker just lawyered up.

by d June 3, 2004

Dat Flies

Generally used to designate a poorly drawn smiley in MSN messenger that may or may not look like a fly. In reference to a Jack Handey Deep Thought that ended with "That alien!", but written in english shitty enough to make you invert singular and plural and put the letter D instead of the "th" sound.

MikeK: Mans! Loks at my nwew smilyeS!

D: Shoot!

MikeK: <shitty smiley>

D: whtat the fkucs is that supposeded to be?! it looks like a fruit flies or smomethinigs!11

MikeK: Dat Flies

by D June 1, 2004

keepr

computer gawd

keepr - a strange being from another world keepr is one of those strange things that can be commonly found on the internet. no one really knows who he is, or where he lives, but one thing is for sure...this person is no mere mortal.

(note: you are doing a good job buddy.
no complaints here)

by d May 30, 2004