d'emon's definitions

Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Chocolate Starfish

n.
See also: wordRusty Sheriff's Badge/word.

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.

Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

spooge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

by D'emon November 6, 2002