d'emon's definitions

Chocolate Starfish

n.
See also: wordRusty Sheriff's Badge/word.

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.

Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002

ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

mule

n. Pharmaceuticals courier.

Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !

by D'emon November 7, 2002