d'emon's definitions

five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.

Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

(w)-----------------------

(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.

A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!

B: Huh? What sperm?

(w)--- <Splooey>

A/B: Aghhhhhhhhhh

by D'emon November 8, 2002

spooge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

by D'emon November 6, 2002

Prairie Doggin

v. The phenomenon where multiple heads are observed to pop up above the partitions in a cube farm in rapid succession.

Someone farted and the whole fuckin office went prairie doggin.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003