d'emon's definitions

Chocolate Starfish

n.
See also: wordRusty Sheriff's Badge/word.

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Butt Floss

n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.

Let me axe you a keschun My nigga. Is dat hoe packin' butt floss or she be Going Commando?

by D'emon November 20, 2002

Mow

(v.) Pubic defoliant. Agent orange applied to the patch.
(see Apocalypse Now)

Grab the remmington, I'm goin' Viet Cong on dat biatch cuz it be time to mow that lawn and clear me a landing strip. 747-Heavy cumming in fast!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

oodee-wannabe

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.

I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

(w)-----------------------

(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.

A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!

B: Huh? What sperm?

(w)--- <Splooey>

A/B: Aghhhhhhhhhh

by D'emon November 8, 2002

skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003