five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.

Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.

by D'emon November 27, 2002

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Organ

n. Yet another term for the male member.

My biatch loves to play my organ.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

hohoho

n. One who becomes promiscuous on an annual basis at the office Christmas party.

Dude 1: Gonna get lucky at the office Christmas party?

Dude 2: Dunno, who's gonna be there?

Dude 1: HOHOHO

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 06, 2002

skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Cube Farm

n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.

This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!

by D'emon November 06, 2002