d'emon's definitions

skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Chocolate Starfish

n.
See also: wordRusty Sheriff's Badge/word.

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

(w)-----------------------

(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.

A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!

B: Huh? What sperm?

(w)--- <Splooey>

A/B: Aghhhhhhhhhh

by D'emon November 8, 2002

Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 5, 2002