d'emon's definitions

Tongue

v. To entertain a body part using one's tongue.

She: How was that rim job, Massa?

He: Biatch, you done tongue ma winker like a professional plumber.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Meat

n. Pussy for chowing-down on. Best when served raw in a bald pink taco.

Margaret! Your meat's gone rancid! Pass the salsa woman!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Chunks

n. Regurgitant.

Jane: I got so drunk last night. I blew chunks when I got home.

Dick: But you said booze never made you sick.

Jane: You don't understand Dick. Chunks is the name of my rottweiler!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Splurge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Organ

n. Yet another term for the male member.

My biatch loves to play my organ.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Cube Farm

n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.

This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

spooge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

by D'emon November 6, 2002