oodee-wannabe

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.
I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!
by D'emon March 20, 2003
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cunnilingual drift

v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.

Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)
"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"
by D'emon July 18, 2003
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shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter
Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!
by D'emon November 07, 2002
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Chocolate Starfish

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.
by D'emon November 05, 2002
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Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.
Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.
by D'emon March 20, 2003
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five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.
Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.
by D'emon November 26, 2002
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Wedgie

n. Masculine form of tweet but lacking the amusing camel-toe.
Oh thay Clarence, Mary and I just luvv your new Wedgie! Girl, it is fab-u-lous!
by D'emon November 20, 2002
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