d'emon's definitions

Butt Floss

n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.

Let me axe you a keschun My nigga. Is dat hoe packin' butt floss or she be Going Commando?

by D'emon November 20, 2002

Mow

(v.) Pubic defoliant. Agent orange applied to the patch.
(see Apocalypse Now)

Grab the remmington, I'm goin' Viet Cong on dat biatch cuz it be time to mow that lawn and clear me a landing strip. 747-Heavy cumming in fast!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

Prairie Doggin

v. The phenomenon where multiple heads are observed to pop up above the partitions in a cube farm in rapid succession.

Someone farted and the whole fuckin office went prairie doggin.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

spooge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

by D'emon November 6, 2002

Knobosaurus

n. A particularly carnivorous male package.

Later Dude. I'm gonna take my knobosaurus out hunting for some fresh meat!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Wedgie

n. Masculine form of tweet but lacking the amusing camel-toe.

Oh thay Clarence, Mary and I just luvv your new Wedgie! Girl, it is fab-u-lous!

by D'emon November 20, 2002

ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by D'emon November 7, 2002