scentiment

After detailing the lawyer's car, I dropped a fart bomb in his car. I gave him his keys back.

He said, "the car looks good now."

I said, "My scentiment, exactly."
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 29, 2015
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WEL

Whatever, Loser!
chatroom slang
Can also be expressed physically; hold 3 fingers straight up above your head, saying, "what" then tilt sideways, saying, "ever; then make L shale with thumb & forefinger & finish, "loser!"

A way of really putting someone down -- usually used by tweenie girls.
John: "I won! You know I won!"
Jane: (making WEL hand signals to match) "What. Ever. Loser!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 01, 2010
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LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins
1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016
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cuntette

diminutive of cunt, refers to a young woman or a very small one
Jim: Sweet meat straight ahead!
Tim: Kind of small, throw her back
Jim: No way I love me some cuntette now and again -- cleans the palate & wrings me dry
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 22, 2011
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fucken

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
(ADJECTIVE)
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!

(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 06, 2008
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Nike net

a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)
My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 10, 2009
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oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2016
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