The miscellaneous items you leave behind at a lover's home to give you an excuse to call them again.
John: What's with this box of crap? Jewellery, panties, purses, keys?
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 05, 2014
Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!
hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!
hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 07, 2013
"We got way too many border niggers, & the regular niggers, too, in this state -- ime tostart shooting the fuckers!" said Adolph Jones
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 10, 2018
That sweet time when you're semiconscious, half asleep, but only partially awake. Semi lucidly dreaming, maybe; the time you never want to end
I had such a beautiful cozy dozy this morning, I nearly didn't get up, but then the kids stated hollering & fighting, & the moment was lost.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2018
A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.
To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"
To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"
Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 01, 2009
Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?
Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016
Ever since being raised in a polio hospital, John has had a lust for iron maidens, girls who dress in only metal polio back & leg braces
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010