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autoandrophilia 

The idea that transgender men are women who are so lesbian that they want to be male.

Autoandrophilia is false, and debunked by the existence of transgender men who are also gay (i.e. transgender men who like other men).

Similar to autogynephilia, except the sexes are reversed. Commonly believed by transphobes, TERFs, and people from the 1980s.
TERFs are misogynist transphobes who hide under the guise of “protecting women's rights”. However, by perpetuating such outmoded ideas about transgender people like autoandrophilia, they fail at their only purported purpose.

yer da sells Avon 

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

downdate 

Something that's supposed to be an update, but makes things worse instead. Some well-known downdates include the iPhone 7's removal of the headphone jack, the MacBook's ridiculously few connection ports, and almost everything Tumblr does on its website.
Even though the messaging feature proved to be popular, the site removed it in a downdate to allegedly replace it with a less buggy alternative.

yer da sells Avon 

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

camouflanguage 

Language whose meaning is obscured by use or overuse of vague phrasing, complicated sentence structures, and jargon. Used mainly by politicians to squiggle out of a tough situation. A portmanteau of camouflage and language.
But that's camouflanguage you're using. What does that all mean?! What are you trying to say?!

pilkunnussija 

Finnish for "commafucker". A pilkunnussija is someone who is an intense stickler for little things (especially grammar).
I'll ask Harry to proofread my essay. I don't like him, but I'm gonna need a pilkunnussija for this.

devangelise 

(The American spelling is devangelize.)

verb (used with object)
1. To attempt to spread Christianity (Evangelical or otherwise) so poorly that it has the opposite effect to what is intended.
2. To cause, or attempt to cause, someone to leave the Christian faith.

verb (used without object)
3. To lose interest in the Christian faith.

Etymology: de- (a prefix indicating privation, removal, separation, negation, etc.) + evangelise (to preach the gospel to someone, or otherwise convert someone to Christianity).

Some forms include: devangelised, devangelising, devangelism/devangelisation, devangeliser/devangelist, undevangelised
1. Brady, once a devout Catholic, was devangelised when he read the news about a Cardinal being tried for multiple counts of sexual assault.
2. Katy tried to devangelise her parents before she would introduce her girlfriend to them.
3. Some of the members of this atheism gathering were born in a secular household, and others are devangelised.