Roger: Boy, you sure were hammered last night.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.
Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.
Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
by cut the cards December 12, 2022
Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
by cut the cards September 05, 2022
Greg: I gave my girlfriend the card trick when she fell asleep last night. She was mad, it woke her up out of a dead sleep when I waved it under her nose. She deserved it though.
by cut the cards August 03, 2022
after breakup sex
Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
by cut the cards November 24, 2022
Carl: Man, that one guy is really rank again today. Just a heads up.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
by cut the cards January 17, 2023
Harvey: You drinking a Budweiser ?
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023