cut the cards's definitions

trick bag

Something you have to do but hate.

Roger: Want to hang out Saturday, I know a couple good lookers that will be at the bar.

Harv: No. I'm busy.

Roger: What ?
Harv: I'm in the trick bag, my stepmom's uncles sisters brother birthday party man.

Roger: You mean those real boring relatives of yours ?
Harv: Yes, that would be them.

by cut the cards January 1, 2023

fag out

To bother a heterosexual about becoming a fag.

Andre: My goodness those Levi's fit you very nicely. We should hang out some night with my friends.

Roger: No thanks.
Andre: Why not ?

Roger: I'm not going to fag out. Girls are my thing. Get lost.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023

Otis Award

Otis on Andy Griffith.

Roger: Boy, you sure were hammered last night.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.

Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.

by cut the cards December 12, 2022

short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023

outstupid

A bigger dummy than your dummy friend.

Max: Thanks for picking me up after I got another DWI last night.
Harvey: That's OK I guess, I got one one too once I showed up in the car to pick you up.
Max: I guess you outstupid me this time.

by cut the cards January 20, 2023

bend for a friend

after breakup sex

Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.

Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?

by cut the cards November 24, 2022

you know who

a shady character

Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.

Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.

by cut the cards September 5, 2022