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landing pad
Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
landing pad by cut the cards February 5, 2023
anhowsyerbush
Harvey: You drinking a Budweiser ?
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
anhowsyerbush by cut the cards January 25, 2023
parachute
Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
parachute by cut the cards January 25, 2023
twin barrels
Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
twin barrels by cut the cards January 23, 2023
outstupid
Max: Thanks for picking me up after I got another DWI last night.
Harvey: That's OK I guess, I got one one too once I showed up in the car to pick you up.
Max: I guess you outstupid me this time.
Harvey: That's OK I guess, I got one one too once I showed up in the car to pick you up.
Max: I guess you outstupid me this time.
outstupid by cut the cards January 20, 2023
parade head
Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.
Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.
Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.
parade head by cut the cards January 18, 2023
boworker
Carl: Man, that one guy is really rank again today. Just a heads up.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
boworker by cut the cards January 17, 2023