curtis meyer's definitions

Chickenscratch

An strain of a sexually transmitted disease that comes from interacting with loose women (I.E. "chickenheads.")

After our fun last night, I woke up with a bad case of chickenscratch.

by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008

Like Whoamance

An intense, passionate tryst.

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Doughmance

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.

The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Neverary 32nd

Never; A non-existant date

After the band split up, they members told the label their new album would be released Neverary 32nd,

by Curtis Meyer March 21, 2008

Swagnificence

n.- An air possessed by one of equal part swagger and magnificence. (One who possesses this trait is "swagnificent.")

"The air Liberace is so revered comes in part from his air of swagnificence."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Atlas Syndrome

The condition of dealing with constant burden; Comes from Atlas, the titan in Grekk mythology who literally carried the world on his shoulders.

I tried my best to get Jerry out of the house and distract him from getting fired and losing his girlfriend, but he was too preoccupied with his Atlas Syndrome.

by Curtis Meyer November 14, 2009

Whelm

1. To be swept beneath by a wave.

2. (To be) the effect of experiencing something of mediocre quality ; -ing; -ed

3. Neither good nor bad, simply existing

The movie last night was completely whelming.

I thought I would be excited by the fair, but I was whelmed at best.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008