cunninglinguist's definitions
The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...
Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
Get the snail trailmug. by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005
Get the tartmug. 1) n. The pulpy content of most fruits or vegetables when squeezed under sufficient pressure to extract it.
2) sl. The stamina or energy contained in the human spirit, extracted when under sufficient pressure.
3) v. The act of extraction from succulent fruits, vegetables, or human spirit.
2) sl. The stamina or energy contained in the human spirit, extracted when under sufficient pressure.
3) v. The act of extraction from succulent fruits, vegetables, or human spirit.
by cunninglinguist May 13, 2005
Get the juicemug. -adjective- Used to describe any person whose self portrait adorns every wall in their own abode. A legend in their own mind...
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
Get the conceitedmug. "Man I know Turkeys and Chickens stink, but that fowl farm is fucking foul."
"Dude, you hit a baseball like you smell, and that would be foul"
"Dude, you hit a baseball like you smell, and that would be foul"
by CunningLinguist February 10, 2005
Get the Foulmug. 1) A person, place or situation in which one experiences great pressure emotionally, physically, or mentally or in any combination of these.
2) Any employment related repremanding by ones superior that was severe in degree and humbling or humiliating.
3) In sexual deviations it is a device made to apply varying degrees of pressure to the male scrotum and testicles.
2) Any employment related repremanding by ones superior that was severe in degree and humbling or humiliating.
3) In sexual deviations it is a device made to apply varying degrees of pressure to the male scrotum and testicles.
1- Mother in law, boss, friar's roast,confessions, police men,
2-large, high pressure projects assigned at work.
3- Ask at the adult book store.
2-large, high pressure projects assigned at work.
3- Ask at the adult book store.
by cunninglinguist May 2, 2005
Get the ball bustermug. 1) Amature Alcoholics, or those who don't know when they've had enough of any variety of fermented beverages brewed or distilled to induce intoxication in the user, and resulting in attracting the attentions of the constabulary and being brought into the legal system for reprimand as a consequence of the irresponsible transgression against society's accepted regulations as prescribed by their laws dealing with such matters.
by cunninglinguist July 26, 2006
Get the AAmug.