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bung chung

A word that has no particular meaning. However, Nigerians tend to take great offense to it.
"Bung chung."
"Moyo wangu wanituma mwema!"
by Cryptic September 9, 2005
mugGet the bung chungmug.

testicube

1. A cube-shaped testicle.

2. A person who has such a testicle.
1. Eww! Do you use your testicube as a dice?

2. Don't let him teabag you. He's a testicube.
by Cryptic May 7, 2005
mugGet the testicubemug.

cryptic

1. Having a hidden meaning.
2. Secret or mysterious.
3. Using code.
by Cryptic December 10, 2003
mugGet the crypticmug.

eskimoses

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.
by Cryptic June 7, 2005
mugGet the eskimosesmug.

Webmistress

1. Female webmaster.
2. A female who programs, designs, and/or creates a web site.
The sorority's web site is not working properly; I will contact the webmistress of the problem.
by Cryptic March 5, 2004
mugGet the Webmistressmug.

bipolar bear

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.
1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.
by Cryptic May 7, 2005
mugGet the bipolar bearmug.

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