crudmonkey's definitions

That Blonde

Another name for Taylor Swift. Usually used by reasonable people who don't think she's anything special and shouldn't be idolized.

Mindy: omg omg omg I TOTALLY want tickets to Taylor Swifts era's tour!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Morty: You know what Mindy I'm not getting you tickets and I sure as hell don't see why you'd bend over for THAT BLONDE.

by crudmonkey December 26, 2023

sucking science dick

When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.

Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!

Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.

OR

Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"

by crudmonkey May 27, 2022

Faces

The fag and dyke epicenter of Sacramento, CA. This nightclub is filled with AIDS and all kinds of staph infections.

Paullywog went to Faces one night because his fag hag friends made him go.

by crudmonkey October 29, 2020

pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

by crudmonkey December 27, 2023

squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

I'll scream

A threat by manipulative bitch women and Karen's who want to get their way, in the hopes that either other Karen's or Captain Save-a-Hos will come to rescue them.

Mindy: Buy me a drink
Bob: No.

Mindy: Do it or I'll scream.

Bob: No
Mindy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Captain Save a ho: Oh whats the matter! Is he bothering you! Fuck you dude! Leave her alone! *beats Bob's ass*

by crudmonkey February 26, 2023