critter getter's definitions

snuffy

Slang or pet name for a Snufaluffagus.
A consumer of nasally ingested recreational drugs.

also see Snufaluffagus

Check snuffy snortin' up Chucky's stash.

Those lines never stood a chance under snuffy's inhalation powers.

by critter getter August 30, 2007

office crack

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.

The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.

by critter getter September 18, 2007

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

by critter getter September 21, 2007

cum dribbler

Simply refers to a cleft chin. This may also be accompanied by pouty lips.

Her/his facial features included an accentuated cum dribbler.

by critter getter September 18, 2007

wiggeroni

When one Afro-American urbanite moves to the 'burbs and within 20 minutes you have 15 white kids emulating gangsta values.

Shit ! Those silly white boys went gangsta so fast when Jerome moved into the neighborhood it had to be wiggeroni.

by critter getter September 20, 2007

spodum

(spoe-dum)

1.(noun) :Another word for semen such as cum, spunk or snot shot.

2.(noun) :Any unknown sticky semi-gelatinous substance.

1.Ole Slick Willy should have never left that spodum on Monica's dress !

2. Holy shit girl ! What's that spodum on your chin ?!?

by critter getter September 21, 2007

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg straddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

by critter getter September 21, 2007