critter getter's definitions

spodum

(spoe-dum)

1.(noun) :Another word for semen such as cum, spunk or snot shot.

2.(noun) :Any unknown sticky semi-gelatinous substance.

1.Ole Slick Willy should have never left that spodum on Monica's dress !

2. Holy shit girl ! What's that spodum on your chin ?!?

by critter getter September 21, 2007

office crack

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.

The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.

by critter getter September 18, 2007

shnay

This is a slang word expressing an aggressively negative response or more accurately, meaning shit no.

Shnay! That bigotted bastard will never sway me towards his/her way of thinking or lack there of !

by critter getter September 20, 2007

hangster

This is word fusion that takes the words hippy and gangster to discribe those dreadlocked, baggy clothed, shabby, dirty, spin dancing folks that are deeply involved in drug and Grateful Dead culture, but not wanting to completely isolate themselves from modern culture, use gansta speak as their primary form of commuication.

Girl 1: Billy is such a fucking hangster ! When I brushed by him at their house he jumps up yellin' "Yo, yo, yo ! U be scetchin' my dreads ! Doan may me spin dance ova dare n git awl Rainbow Bear on yo ass !" then he says
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???

by critter getter October 29, 2007

corn miner

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.

For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !

by critter getter March 11, 2008

Snufaluffagus

Proper name for a person that uses nasally ingested recreational drugs.

also see snuffy

The Snufaluffagus can sure snort up his/her share of the party favors, man !

When it come to doing lines The Snufaluffagus is king/queen.

by critter getter August 30, 2007

Welfare farm

Describes tenement housing where in resides nothing but subsidized crackheads and alcoholics that are rampantly breeding in order to pump up their Welfare check.

Shit ! Since they built that Welfare farm next door you can't get a decent nights sleep between the screamin' children and their drunken crackhead parents cursin' at them !

by critter getter July 4, 2011