crack chicken

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.
1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!
by critter getter October 13, 2007
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spodum

(spoe-dum)

1.(noun) :Another word for semen such as cum, spunk or snot shot.

2.(noun) :Any unknown sticky semi-gelatinous substance.
1.Ole Slick Willy should have never left that spodum on Monica's dress !

2. Holy shit girl ! What's that spodum on your chin ?!?
by critter getter September 10, 2007
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corn miner

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.
For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !
by critter getter March 11, 2008
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Snufaluffagus

Proper name for a person that uses nasally ingested recreational drugs.

also see snuffy
The Snufaluffagus can sure snort up his/her share of the party favors, man !

When it come to doing lines The Snufaluffagus is king/queen.
by critter getter August 25, 2007
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welfare pride

This is the ridiculously overbearing slack jawed self-righteous ignorance one sees from people thinking that appearing on a TV show such as Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake would be prestigious. This type of mindset is also responsible for leading this particular form of stupidity into the belief that food stamps are actually real money.
People afflicted with welfare pride often use words such as "biotch!", "nigga!", often followed by phrases such as "Back da fuck up!", "Iy kikyo ass", or "Oh no you di'n't !"
That dumb bitch has some kind of welfare pride tryin' to stare me down from the stoop of that welfare castle (i.e. trailer home) screamin' "BACK THE FUCK UP NIGGA !"
by critter getter September 27, 2007
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Welfare farm

Describes tenement housing where in resides nothing but subsidized crackheads and alcoholics that are rampantly breeding in order to pump up their Welfare check.
Shit ! Since they built that Welfare farm next door you can't get a decent nights sleep between the screamin' children and their drunken crackhead parents cursin' at them !
by critter getter July 03, 2011
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smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.
{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !
by critter getter September 27, 2009
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