Definitions by critter getter

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg straddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

cellist by critter getter September 21, 2007

spodum 

(spoe-dum)

1.(noun) :Another word for semen such as cum, spunk or snot shot.

2.(noun) :Any unknown sticky semi-gelatinous substance.

1.Ole Slick Willy should have never left that spodum on Monica's dress !

2. Holy shit girl ! What's that spodum on your chin ?!?

spodum by critter getter September 21, 2007

shnay 

This is a slang word expressing an aggressively negative response or more accurately, meaning shit no.

Shnay! That bigotted bastard will never sway me towards his/her way of thinking or lack there of !

shnay by critter getter September 20, 2007

shnay 

This is a slang word expressing an aggressively negative response or more accurately, meaning shit no.

Shnay! That bigotted bastard will never sway me towards his/her way of thinking or lack there of !

shnay by critter getter September 20, 2007

wiggeroni

When one Afro-American urbanite moves to the 'burbs and within 20 minutes you have 15 white kids emulating gangsta values.

Shit ! Those silly white boys went gangsta so fast when Jerome moved into the neighborhood it had to be wiggeroni.

wiggeroni by critter getter September 20, 2007

Bubba Bibulets 

(noun)( Buhb-bah Bib-ew-lets ) Refers to man with overly large male breasts with grotesquely oversized nipples.( Generally belonging to large sweaty, incarcerated, inbred man most likely of Haitian extraction.)

YO ! Bubba Bibulets ! Put on a shirt on before I have to gouge my eyes out !

Did you check the nipples on Bubba Bibulets over there ?

Bubba Bibulets by critter getter September 18, 2007

office crack 

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.

The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.

office crack by critter getter September 18, 2007